JESUS CHRIST YOU GUYS BETTER REBLOG THE HELL OUT OF THIS ;O; took me a few hours to compile all the different “tweets” on weibo and posts on baidu, plus finding the photos to make sure the fan accounts were credible (by the clothes they wear).
I translated post by post and tweet by tweet chronologically because it feels more “realistic” this way, like you’re really watching them eat ;u; i also didn’t change the nicknames the fans used to call the boys, they’re so cute. it’s REALLY long and detailed though, so prepare for heavy images and text under the cut.

TAO’S GLORIOUS ASS.
NOTE: there’s not much Luhan and Xiumin because they’re sitting on the inside. Taoris were the ones sitting near the window so the fans saw more of them. but they mentioned about Luhan wearing a grey sleeveless top etc which can be found in cherry (oh-luhans)’s another fan account translation here. 






Tao, had fun eating? = =
cr: mika0304, _saki_, krisuhoinlove, lemonNUNA, _KNK, 摸牛的灿妞和桃tao, Baidu兴桃吧, BuZZITAO, 兴吧XINGPARK, EXOM吧
translated by yixingdotjpg / @mochimilktea
P.S these are not everything. like i mentioned above, cherry (oh-luhans) also translated other fan accounts, read them here.
EXO M fan accounts at their hotel rooms at night here.
hope you guys had fun reading ;O;
lol tao